The first man to run the marathon was actually killed by it, which supports my belief that running is bad for your health. If it killed a Greek soldier, well then, who am I, with my mediocre physique, to tempt fate?
In today's rundown, FoxNews dumps Bill O'Reilly, Turkey dumps its constitution, North Korea takes a dump on world peace, and Sean Spicer runs his dumpster. This episode sponsored by Nakedwines. Get $100 voucher when you go to http://www.hibbster.com/nakedwines
In today's rundown, the government files for insanity, the UK files for divorce, CNN does not find anything new about Jesus, and the world finds Bob Dylan. This episode sponsored by Nakedwines. Get a $100 voucher when you go to www.hibbster.com/nakedwines
My recent trip to the Dominican Republic reminded me, like trips to 3rd world countries often do, that we have it really great here in America. And while there’s still room for improvement, especially when it comes to modernizing alcohol laws (I’m looking at you Utah and Pennsylvania), we are truly living in the Golden Age of American Beer.